International Fad

Ronald McDonald's got nothin' on the Mullet. Nothin' says it better than "Business in the front, Party in the back!"

Surrounded in Louisiana
Overpopulated in Russia
Humored in Thailand

PMS + B.O. = Smelly Trees

Why do they plant trees that produce flowers that generate an odor of girls' basketball locker room after a hard, sweaty practice (and PMS)? They are EVERYWHERE in Provo. Especially on campus. Ughhh!!! I hate them. They are terrible.
I'll be walkin' along on my way home or just chattin' while strollin' across campus with buddies...and WHAM! It hits me right smack dab in the face. I can't escape! Oh...but wait, I'm going to Thailand. Perhaps Thailand is more thoughtful than Provo. My hopes are up!